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Nov 24, 2004 - Another BA Brain-less-Storm
A couple of nights ago, I was watching some sort of PBS documentary regarding the Grizzly Bears of Yellowstone Park.
The bears' endangered species status apparently is being upgraded to one where the federal government isn't gonna be so concerned about their [the bears] survival.
Maybe the bears will be hunted again - too bad for the bears - they are pretty cute.
However, my unfettered entrepreneurial enthusiasm was whetted by the PBS bleeding hearts' documentary.
I could expand A [surfing] Day with BA to include A [surfing & hunting] Day with BA!
Of course, my hourly fees would have to more than double, but if I remember correctly, $0 times 2 is still equal to ZERO.
Imagine how cool it would be to rent an Amtrak car or two - load it with blood thirsty mid-western hunters, and their
[hotties only] wives - and bring the hunters and hotties to La Jolla.
On the journey back to the wilds of La Jolla, I'd have hour upon hour to pontificate - to the babes - about how to safely learn to surf in La Jolla's raging waters [thongs only] while my dedicated support crew of manly men were giving graphic and detailed instructions on how to best track, hunt, and butcher the vicious harbor seals of La Jolla's Children's Pool.
After arriving at Base Camp La Jolla, the hunters could immediately begin to blast away at the dangerous harbor seals -
The pursuit of, and the ensuing butchering and skinning of the elusive quarry would take long enough to keep the hunters occupied, while I would be at Black's with a bevy of mid-western [thongs only] beginning surfers.
I would probably share my thonged good fortunes with the Black's locals, if any were willing to rise-up, front and center, and help me give Surfing Lessons 101.
All in all, I think it [Surfing & Hunting] would be a win - win proposition.
1. The Seal Hunters could blast away and kill things, without endangering the cows and other hunters they normally threaten in the mid-west.
2. The harbor seals' hides would make great outers for an Ugg type boot.
3. The seals' meat could be given to the homeless who hang around LJ.
4. I could have my ego stroked because of my Alpha Male status with the mid-western, surf starved babes [hotties only, thongs only]
5. Some identity challenged Black's locals may be moved, to change, one way or the other.
BA
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BA snaps a secret spot photo before the hostile locals can take the camera away from him -
- Patrick Ahern apologizes for hacking BA-
Photo of BA and Patrick by:
Jordan Finkelstein
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