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Nov 26, 2004 - Apology, then Kob's then Black's then Wind**Sea
My Children's Pool seal hunting idea sounded pretty good at first blush - but apparently some of the homeless and other losers, who have nothing better to do with their time than protect a bunch of flippered rats, turned me into to SPS [Seal Protective Society]
At 2:00 AM today, they [the Jack Booted Thugs from the SPS] kicked-in the door to my Casa Hobbit, and searched all 400 square feet of my palace - looking for??
As with most bleeding heart liberals, they ain't got much of a sense of humor, and they ripped down all of my posters:
Save: Cows, hunters, sharks, Ciels - Nuke: Pelicans and Seals [Harbor, that is]
Fortunately, they missed my Harbor Seal Uggs, my Harbor Seal Ties, my Harbor Seal Dusters, and most luckily, my Harbor Seal Thong[s]!
I told the Seal Nazis that since I am a card carrying Surf Nazi, we actually have a lot more in common than it seems -
They actually warmed-up to me after we shared some organic wheat grass juice, spiked with organic third world rum - and after I apologized profusely for even thinking about a Seal Slaughter -
I told them about the waves I caught at Kob's yesterday morning - and they were impressed that Comstock walked to Black's with me -
I didn't tell them that Comstock started walking towards Black's at 8:00 AM, and I left at 11:30 AM, and I caught up with him at The Mushroom House at 11:45 AM.
Anyway - Comstock and I got a couple of good waves, and Little Jimmy caught the wave of the day - a Road Wave of epic proportions -
I won't say anything about his paddle battle with a couple of visiting Japanese surfers - however, I will say, they [the Japanese surfers] fought the law [Spicoli], and the law won!
I had a great dinner at Carl's Jr. and an even better time at Wind**Sea to enjoy:
BA
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BA snaps a secret spot photo before the hostile locals can take the camera away from him -
- Patrick Ahern apologizes for hacking BA-
Photo of BA and Patrick by:
Jordan Finkelstein
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