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- Dec 7, 2004 -
Welcome to BA's Idiots Hall of Fame - Yesterday's Inductees -
The surf dropped quite a bit today, so I thought I'd give any potential - photo opp or surfing - inductees to my Idiots Hall of Fame a brief look at yesterday's inductees.
Starting with: Photo Opp Idiots - Family Category -
This was yesterday's view of Photo Opportunity Perch / Slip and Slide Porch -
My inductees are demonstrating the newest form of:
"Should we move west a couple of feet - we really want our friends in Ohio to get a feel of this place"
Today's view of the S&S Porch.
It looks a bit more safe today than yesterday to hang around the S&S Porch - maybe it's a good idea to look before photo-ing - naw, that's what a sane family would do -
Next up: - Idiot Surfer Category -
The next inductee has a number of reasons WHY she feels that she DOES NOT belong in BA's Idiots Hall of Fame.
Before she attempts to defend herself, let me state categorically:
I am the sole judge and jury regarding the induction process - the hoipoli out there ain't got a vote, and they surely can't help any inductees!
So here we, errr, she goes -
"Why I think that I can learn to surf at Simmons:"
- "There's lots of parking here -
- There's a nice staircase down to the beach -
- There's a nice sandy beach here -
- The Surf Divas said I was gonna be a GREAT surfer [$160 please]
- I'm tied to my board, how dangerous can it be -
- My boyfriend, he's from Illinois, has been surfing for almost a year -
- My boyfriend
says he's become a La Jolla Local -
- My boyfriend, because he's surfed Simmons 2 times, says he's also a Simmons Local -
- By the time I get into the line-up, it'll be dark - it shouldn't be too crowded then!
- If I get into trouble, I know somebody will help me -"
BA here - OUCH -
I'm getting a headache -
Let's take a look at a few things:
- The Simmons Launch area's sandy beach at a low tide, no surf - even I'm not scared of these conditions -
- Yesterday's Simmons Launch pad - high tide, with surf - [her choice of a day to shred Simmons]
- By the way, high tide, with surf, the Launch and Landing Pad happen to be the same place -
- Looking south from Simmons, low tide, no surf - even I could come in, safely, on this day -
- Looking down at a high tide, with surf view - [not much of an option]
Anyway, I'm way bored now - but let's have a nice round of applause for the new inductees!
By the way
You wanna stay outta my Idiots Hall of Fame - Surf Category?
You just might want to start by memorizing, observing, and practicing, this:
Sent to me by Surfer Bob - from a place I call Grateful Dead Point.
BA
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BA snaps a secret spot photo before the hostile locals can take the camera away from him -
- Patrick Ahern apologizes for hacking BA-
Photo of BA and Patrick by:
Jordan Finkelstein
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