I just landed a big shot role on: Sea Level Pressure and, after more than 50 years of La Jolla surfing humiliation and embarrassment, I've finally made it -
- you may now refer to me, instead of dick wad, a** hole, etc., as: "BA, Your Icon-ness" or maybe just BA.con, err, .com.
- AND -
Speaking of ME, here's a photo of ME, deep in the pit at Leopard Shark Point, Alabama.
Judging by the emails I get, with most of them [the emails] calling me a kook, whole ass, and a bunch of unprintables, the audience who is reading this crapola, and the audience for whom this crapola was aimed, are as different as night and day.
Then you oughta learn some respect - by bowing to real locals.
I watch you idiots run-over each other, get pounded into Board Breaker , humbled at Flat Rock and Cobra Head Rocks, get stuck in the rip at Turtles or Robertson's, pitched on to the ledge at The Lounge, break your neck at Tommy Wolfe is a Dork Reef, etc.
You've been lucky the last couple of weeks, 'cause the surf hasn't been very good - but if and when it does get good - I just hope [for your safety and the safety of others] that you pick other spots to complete your course[s] in idiocy!