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The 2005 Edition of The Bill Andrews Electronic Fish Wrapper Is Still Going?
By the way, I make another cameo in the video clip featured on: Wind**Sea Beach dot com
- And -
I just landed a big shot role on: Sea Level Pressure and, after more than 50 years of La Jolla surfing humiliation and embarrassment, I've finally made it -
- you may now refer to me, instead of dick wad, a** hole, etc., as: "BA, Your Icon-ness" or maybe just BA.con, err, .com.
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Speaking of ME, here's a photo of ME, deep in the pit at Leopard Shark Point, Alabama.
Photo by John Slavin
- 13 July 2005 -
Lottsa Arena action - Photos include:
Call AAA - A rare Flying Harbor Seal went thru this guy's truck window.
Call 911 - This Booger had never been in the ocean before - he got rolled like a bowling ball - Oops, Dude - where's your Booger Board?
Call Dewey's Pest Control - There's a stink bug in The House!
Call Joe Roper - There's a kook's board coming to you!
[there's a great story here but I'm afraid to tell it - kook wants to kick my a** for not saving his board - luckily for me, Lifeguard Liz was there to protect me]
Call Alt Dot Surfing - One of your best is ripping Wind**Sea.
BA
Judging by the emails I get, with most of them [the emails] calling me a kook, whole ass, and a bunch of unprintables, the audience who is reading this crapola, and the audience for whom this crapola was aimed, are as different as night and day.
- SO -
This question is aimed at my unintended audience:
Why in the h*ll would you pick the stretch between Point Mowry and Moids as a place to learn how to surf?
Maybe you oughta learn how to park, first?
Then you oughta learn some respect - by bowing to real locals.
I watch you idiots run-over each other, get pounded into Board Breaker , humbled at Flat Rock and Cobra Head Rocks, get stuck in the rip at Turtles or Robertson's, pitched on to the ledge at The Lounge, break your neck at Tommy Wolfe is a Dork Reef, etc.
You've been lucky the last couple of weeks, 'cause the surf hasn't been very good - but if and when it does get good - I just hope [for your safety and the safety of others] that you pick other spots to complete your course[s] in idiocy!
BA
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