The 2005 Edition of The Bill Andrews Electronic Fish Wrapper Is Still Going!
25 May 2005 -
My friend Spicoli has been working for the past couple of weeks at a house remodel in the Wind**Sea Area 51.
He [Spicoli] told me that he went surfing a few days ago at Si**ons, err, Robertson's [RR].
Spicoli claims he has been surfing the LJ Reefs since the 60's - a claim that I can't confirm or deny.
He [Spicoli] is a good surfer, and he is about the only guy close to my age that I can drag out to places like H**pital's or Horse***e - I'd hate to lose him as a surf bud, but his claim about surfing RR totally obfuscates his claims about the length of time he's been surfing in LJ.
Spicoli, err, E-Coli sez:
"BA dude, I surfed RR yesterday, the lefts were smoking good! Eight foot faces, bombs."
BA sez:
"E-Coli dude, you musta smoked way too much of that herb - I've seen good lefts at RR's maybe 10 times in almost 50 years - You musta been surfing Mowry's Point."
E-Coli:
"No way - I've been surfing these waves since the sixties. I remember when Tony Staples, Bodo, DJ, and I used to surf here by ourselves!"
BA:
"Interesting, I've NEVER seen that crew out there, but, what the heck."
BA - again:
"Well Mister LJ Reefer, are you SURE you were out at RR?"
E-Coli:
"Of course. I paddled out south of The Shack, then north past the peak at Wind**Sea. I was outside and north of Wind**Sea - perfect peaks - in fact, it looked like if it were bigger, I could-da ridden a right, all the way to Tommy Wolfe is a dork Reef."
BA:
"Spicoli, err, e-coli, you're such a kook! You were out at El Centro - not even in the same universe as RR or Mowry's Point - what a pu**y!"
I was gonna draw E-Coli, err, Spicoli a map, but I lost interest after about 2 minutes.
Anyway, Spicoli, for your edification, from North to South Dakota: