July 16, 04 - The Wind**Sea guys are picking on ME again -
This is the time of year when I rarely visit The Shores - but -
For the past week the surf has sucked "uptown" so I've been going to The Shores to take a look at who's sitting on "The bench with a 1,000 reasons why I don't surf" and maybe spot a surf babe who might want a few surf tips [from me!]
There has been a pretty cool one [surf babe] coming to The Shores early mornings, and I've been checking her out from afar - with my 10x perv-oculars.
Well, today I finally made my big move - well rehearsed, by the way:
"Hey, I'm BA, I'm a surf star"
"I grew-up across the street"
"I'm in the Wind**Sea Surf Club"
"I'm the Alpha Male in the water"
"I'm the Alpha Male in the [Shores] parking lot"
"JUST KIDDING!"
Her response:
"Oh - Wind**Sea Surf Club, huh - then you must know *** ******"
"He's a friend of ****** *****"
"He said he was a surf star"
"We're gonna go see a movie tonight"
"*** said that he's the star of the movie"
"*** said he'd take me surfing at Wind**Sea"
"*** said he was the Alpha Male in the Wind**Sea parking lot, and in the line-up "
"*** said HE WASN'T KIDDING!"
My reaction -
For 50 years the Wind**Sea guys have been coming to The Shores to pick on me, and take away my waves -
Now, they're taking away my wimmin - or at least in my imagination, they is my wimmin -
Go back to Wind**Sea, please, I'm beggin' you - you're killin' me!
